You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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