I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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