He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize