He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I FOUND THE LEGS
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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