and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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