Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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