your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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