If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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