I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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