"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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