what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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