"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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