Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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