Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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