Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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