Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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