The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I need a hoe opinion
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