I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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