bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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