your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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