My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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