She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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what are you doing with your life
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
So much rum. So many feels.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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