Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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