I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I think I have vodka in my lungs
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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