shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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