And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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