it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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I need you to use more vowels.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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