she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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