i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Man, jail baloney is awful.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Randomize
