keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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