See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
