Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Vodka?
Forever.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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