Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I would fuck him just for his dog
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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