Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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