forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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