the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
