how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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