come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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