i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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