I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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