he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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