I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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