yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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