Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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