Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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