Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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