why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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