Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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