id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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