I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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