But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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