I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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