You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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