Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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